wimpe:

After being kicked out of the last 3 reform schools for substance abuse, his mother finally decided to quit her job and homeschool him full-time.  His carpenter stepfather constructed the scaled-up crib, high-chair, playpen, and changing table.  His seamstress aunt sewed his outfits, and his mom and sisters changed his diapers and fed and changed and even bathed him.  His mom’s frequent updates were the talk of his Facebook friends, with a gagillion “likes”.

After a year of this, he never had problems with drugs again.



wimpe:

Poor poor Julian had no idea what his grinning mother and sisters had in mind for his surprise sweet sixteen birthday party theme.  Actually, perhaps it’s best that he didn’t know about his pretty costume and prissy presents in advance.