wimpe:
Here he is boys, come on with me in his bedroom here, he won’t mind, I’m sure. How do you like his new haircut and red coloring? His sisters and I fixed him up with that last night. We even found a onesie that almost matches his new hair color.
Wakey, wakey, Tommy! I didn’t know you had friends from school who like to play baseball in the park on Saturdays. Imagine keeping such a thing like that from your mother. Anyway, when they knocked on the door and asked if you could come out and play this morning, I thought they’d appreciate a look at the real you.
Oh,sorry boys, it looks like my Tommy has gotten a bit shy all of a sudden. Go ahead and go start your game – don’t wait on him. After I change his di-dee and powder and perfume him, then put him in some fresh tights and another pretty onesie, I’ll put him in the stroller and push him round to the park to where you big boys play. He won’t be dressed for sport, but I’m sure he’ll appreciate the sunshine, fresh air,and cheering you boys on.