




“Babe, you know the rules. It’s not like this is your first time sleeping over. Boys wear diapers to bed. Period. Now lay down and let me put this on you. If you’re a good boy, maybe I’ll make it a special change. You know how much I like seeing that crinkle butt wiggle. Now strip and lay down, legs spread. Good boy.”

“Oh Em GEE, your costume is, like, sooooo cute!’
“Totally! There are sooooo many cowboys or football players, but you’re sooo unique!”
“Who would’ve ever thought to dress as a baby for a costume party? It’s adorable!”
“And you have so many details. Like, you’re wearing a diaper. And did you pour lemonade down the front!”
“OMG so smart!”
“Such a cutie. Come find us later, baby cakes. Who knows, we might just *change* that diaper of yours 😉 ”
“Buh-bye, baby boy!”