wimpe:

“His wife wants him to have both titties today, Nurse”.

“Sexless men do love to suckle like babies.  It not only excites them to see an uncovered breast like real men get to on a regular basis, but it takes them back to a much more carefree, less-stressful time in the distant past when there were no worries because mummy took care of everything.  Isn’t that right, my widdle baby-dicked sissy-pissy boy-toy?  Doesn’t my pwecious didums just WUV his nipple-nipply milky-wilky from his favorite Nursee in the whole wide worldee?  Oh yes, you DO!  YES YOU DO!!!”

“Be careful, nurse.  His wife specified both nipples but she did NOT authorize a creaming release.  You know how excited his pathetic puny powdered peepee gets when you tease and razz and ridicule him so.”

“Perhaps you’re right.  Most guys weep in torment and are too ashamed to even make eye contact, but this little fella is special. No matter how spiteful or scornful or derisive, my mockery just seems to get his mini-mojo-motor revved right on up.  So, why is wifey letting him have BOTH tits today?  What’s the special occasion?  Is it the lucky boy’s birthday?”

“Actually, it’s their wedding anniversary.”

“How positively sweet!  It’s sooo nice of wonderful wifey to buy her lil’ hubbette that extra dairy portion.  It might even help his tum-tum jelly-belly get a little bit fuller so he’ll go down earlier and sleep more restfully during his scheduled nap time.  So I know what he’s doing today, but how about her?  How is his wifey spending her special anniversary day?”

“Oh, she’s going on a romantic long-weekend getaway up to her secluded lake cabin with her boyfriend bull, Big Bobby Baloney.  So we’ll be looking after this lil’ fella a couple of extra days and nights, and I’m sure we’ll have a great time since we’ve got all sorts of fun activities planned.  By the way, you heard why they call Robert ‘Big Bobby Baloney’, right Nurse?  Because his meat-stick resembles a choice Grade A cylindrical hunk of tasty meaty .. “

“I get the picture, hun.  You know, that’s the one thing I don’t like about this wet-nursing job.  The pay and benefits are incredible, as are the fringe benefits of making the poor wee tortured darlings squirm in sissy shame and frustrated climax-less arousal, but I so seldom have enough time off to be able to meet mighty meaty men, real men, men like Big Bobby Baloney.”