furcoatvegan:

“I loved following your insta when I was summering in Capri, your little brother having to be a Disney Princess to pay back the loan shark he got in deep with at the poker tables serves the arrogant douche right, thought he was a card shark lol.

“But who would have known such a dangerous guy from the underworld would bother having a piece of the kids birthday party market?”

“Kids? Sweetie not at all he provides special services and entertainment at Bachelor and Bachelorette parties he’s spent most of the summer in Miami and Vegas. With all the wigs and costumes he’s being billed for he’s not made much of a dent but it seems to keep him out of mischief and I’m sure his boss won’t break the legs of his top cosplay party favour, then he’d only be able to do Ariel!”