“Honey, I didn’t spend all that money on the best sissy baby nursery imaginable, for you to try and get in bed and snuggle with me every time you have a nightmare.
It was the snip dream again? Well we’ve been over all this soooo many times, it will be so much better for our marriage, our couples therapist agrees, my studs support it and even your first wife get’s it, and she totally hates me for stealing her rich husband.
I’m going to see if we can get the operation brought forward to as soon as we can, Baby I hate seeing you suffer like this, now you are living the baby girl lifestyle you don’t need balls.
Your cute snip bud is coming over tomorrow you can talk with her that always helps.
I didn’t just make you a baby sissy girl to ignore you, it’s really fun parenting you but if you keep interrupting my sleep, I’m going to have to get you a weekend Nanny too. I would be simply mortified if I had a man staying over.
Lets get you a bottle and tuck you back in darling. Love you sugarplum xoxo”
Diapered Sassy 